I bet she may be able to float very well and avoid drowning if her car ever went into a river or large lake. How a humongous, unreal and bad boob job may save your life some day.

** found on internet and not news site*** But it sounds realistic to me considering the many pounds of implanted silicone.

A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her 40DD fake hooters during a auto wreck. Looking at that photo, maybe she should have also gone for the liposuction, I hear it works wonders… Lipo gallery to prove  it

Anyway, it seems… Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse. A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants absorbed the impact of the crash.

“They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage”

well, that was the quote from the cops… I think, or just a great tabloid editor.

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Some more plastic surgery image galleries. Before and after photos of liposuction, tummy tucks, nose jobs, face lifts, eye brow lifts and other cosmetic procedures

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Most of the liposuction results look pretty good except there is one that bothers me. This liposuction below. From the website they say this is a 12 year old girl who weighed 230 lbs. After liposuction sucked out 55lbs. of fat from her obese body, over a few sessions, went to 155 and now finds life easier. What bothers me should be what bothers anyone about this. Do you just overeat, get obese and then just get it sucked out to do again? So no worries about living on a donut diet? I can understand a woman getting lipo after having children or a metabolic drop, but at 12? This is some sick shit. Lipo does not give you good health, only diet and activity do. What kind of doctor would suggest lipo as an alternative to a good diet to kids? The website made it sound like before lipo she had no life and was too fat to exercise, the pictures do not suggest that in any way, fat, oh yeh, too fat to move, not a chance.

Dr. Ersek: Brook Bates was a 12-year-old girl who weighted 230 pounds. She could not run. She could not exercise. She could hardly walk. If she got down on the floor to try and do pushups or other exercises, it was very difficult for her to get back up without rolling over and getting some support from a wall or a piece of furniture. She was severely debilitated by this terrible weight. Further, she had few friends and all of her classmates made fun of her and laughed at her

The doctor also said that since the actual fat is removed, she will no longer gain weight like she used to. I guess with fat removed, there is no where to store stuff. Now, I was always under the impression that energy is stored in fat. If its all sucked out, what does your body use for storage? I understand many kids are genetically inclined to be overweight, but that just means they need to watch what they eat more than others. Also with kids, you never know… I knew a girl who was over 200lbs in her early teens and after puberty she naturally went down to 110 without changing anything, her metabolism changed as did her taste in food, she got over the greasy corn dogs and got into turkey sandwiches for lunch.

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other plastic surgery procedure before and after shots 

Sick plastic surgery - the not so good, the plain bad and the really ugly

Latoya & Michael with matching nose jobs. I always wondered if they planned that

I just read a website that claims Michael Jackson was created as a warning that no matter how bad you think it is, you can always make it worse.

The queen of plastic, well after Michael that is, Jenny Lee, at 31, she looks older than my 71 year old mother. Jenny Lee had Botox, cheek implants, three nose jobs, three lip implants, two boob jobs, three breast lifts and liposuction on her arms, hips, thighs, stomach and knees… she’s yet to find a surgery she didn’t like. ewwww

I gotta admit, maybe an improvement, but, something looks so wrong?

looks a bit too small for her face.

Not a bad nose job(not a ski slope, can’t see up her nostrils), but doesn’t quite suit her either.

Yikes… Normal to Bozo the clown roundness. The pics on the left are the befores, but in this case, I hope I’m wrong.

Bigger nostrils???

Miss Piggies biggest fan or Maybe its the “victoria Beckham” look.

Still trying to figure out what the deformity was before the nose job.

I see the difference… much, much, better.??? EHH, they look identical, good job at looking natural and unchanged! No one will EVER know you had a nose job.

Finally, I found a good one!

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If anyone wants to have a spine down your arm, there is a procedure that is done by body modification / tattoo artists. Seems a bit painful. But here is what the end result looks like.

Photo gallery of a man getting an armspine body modification 

The person that got the arm spine had this to say..

Now this sounds really extreme and not very pleasent. Getting tissue to spread in order to insert the implant… OUCH.

The tearing was the longest part of the procedure. Steve first went in with a thin tool, just to create channels. Slowly, the width of the tools he uses increased, which caused the channels to expand until they merge together. Eventually, a tool resembling a golf club was inserted, to insure that all incisions resulted in proper tissue separation. Troublesome tissue was separated with a special V-shaped tool. The tool had dull sides, and a sharp edge on the inside, Some tissue is rather tightly stuck together, but sometimes, as was the case with the bottom half of my right arm spine, the elevators just spread the layers like a knife cutting through butter.

I had 8 Teflon hemispheres put into my right outer forearm, in a straight line from my elbow to my wrist. The incision was made halfway between the elbow and the wrist, and elevators were used to separate the skin all the way from the incision to the elbow, and up to my wrist. The incision was made like this so the elevator could reach all the way down to the ends of the arm, and still only use one incision. Going from the incision to the elbow was just like a knife going through warm butter. Separating from the incision to the wrist was a bit more problematic, but not too much of a deal. I think this is my best looking implant. It looks just like another spine, only it’s on my arm.

Photo gallery of a man getting an armspine body modification

Brain surgery video. No oops in this one, well at least I didn’t hear it in English. The surgeons and operating room staff are not speaking English but the video speaks for itself. It is a very graphic surgery to remove a brain tumor. This video is just sick, incredible and amazing, pulsating brain and all. I must admire the surgeons involved considering I cringe removing a splinter from someones finger. Hard to believe a video so gross looking can be so interesting at the same time. You look away, then you gotta look, look away, then look again…

This is s short brain surgery video I found on youtube, what makes it bizarre and yes sick is not the surgery itself, but rather the commentary during the surgical procedure. Now I don’t know who really says it, but I am hoping it’s not the surgeon. The video itself is the removal of a brain tumor.