So what is sick about these photos… well now, these are up as the best results for a surgeons site. These are not the worst plastic surgeries, but rather the best!

Ouch

I dont know about you, but, I really do think some of these fools looked better in the before shots than the after, lets take a case study…

Case 1, the manly boobs

so this fool, decided that instead of loosing a few pounds, he could just get some man boobs to make the girlies go wild… hmm

case 2 - deer in headlights

I guess this nice girl wanted to look awake.. at all times, even when she is not. So she paid a few thousand for that very much wanted “I am wide awake”… “and  am on so many drugs, officer, please don’t screw with me or I will flip” look.

Case 3… what we all want, the giant ass

Here is what every person wants… a huge ass that comes to a perfect cone in the middle.

This lady below, well she may have just needed a bit of sleep before her brow lift to make her look better

And this fool below, he got calf implants. Now, I don’t know about you, but I am thinking he had big calfs to begin with and now they look about the same except for a bit swollen and some horrific scars he may need more surgery to fix

And saving the best for last… who the hell says we need to walk upright. I think everyone should have 40 lbs. of silicone hanging from the chest. WOW. That is so damn SEXY!